Hello, my name is Richard Mortimer. I am a lot of things to a lot of people.

I am 28 years-old. I was born in England, and my hometown is
Bradford but now I live in London and spend my holidays in Italy.

Someday, I would like to be rich enough to retire, but for now, I
spend my days making other people money!

If I was in a young band in a little town in Ireland, trying to
seduce Gildas to feature us in a Kitsuné Compilation, I would call
my band Scat Party and my first track would be called Brown
Pleasure and to seduce Masaya I would dress only in Escada and Valentino.

I first met Kitsuné… at BoomBox when they came to DJ for me!

My first impression of them was… Drunk?

The most memorable story I have of them is… when they met my PR!!! I can’t really go into it, but they know what I mean!

The last time I saw them was… last month in Paris. Went to Joe
Allens for lunch. Always do. Best bacon cheeseburger in the city!

If Kitsuné asked me to do a compilation, my top 5 songs would be…
Hmmm…
– Save Up All Your Tears: Cher
– The Promise: Girls Aloud
– Heavy Cross: The Gossip
– Slave to Love: Roisin Murphy
– Liza with a Z: Liza Minnelli

My favorite books/authors/characters are… all real. And still alive. And really trashy. Long live celebrity!

My favorite artists are all dead.

My favorite smell is… Annick Goutal – Duel.

The most horrible Madonna songs is… 4 Minutes.

I think that Beyonce is… overrated.

When I was a child, I dreamed of… meeting Jerry Hall.

My biggest achievement so far is… meeting Jerry Hall.

The addiction I should quit is… Facebook.

My house looks like… a showhome.

My current project is… www.ponystep.com

I live for… fun!

I am influenced by… freaks.

If I could, I would… dress head to toe in MMM every single day.

I would like the world know that I… have not had sexual relations with ‘that woman’.

I spent yesterday night…. in bed with ‘that woman’.