Hello, my name is Richard Mortimer. I am a lot of things to a lot of people.<\/p>\n
I am 28 years-old. I was born in England, and my hometown is
\nBradford but now I live in London and spend my holidays in Italy.<\/p>\n
Someday, I would like to be rich enough to retire, but for now, I
\nspend my days making other people money!<\/p>\n
If I was in a young band in a little town in Ireland, trying to
\nseduce Gildas to feature us in a Kitsun\u00e9 Compilation, I would call
\nmy band Scat Party and my first track would be called Brown
\nPleasure and to seduce Masaya I would dress only in Escada and Valentino.<\/p>\n
I first met Kitsun\u00e9… at BoomBox when they came to DJ for me!<\/p>\n
My first impression of them was… Drunk?<\/p>\n
The most memorable story I have of them is… when they met my PR!!! I can\u2019t really go into it, but they know what I mean!<\/p>\n
The last time I saw them was… last month in Paris. Went to Joe
\nAllens for lunch. Always do. Best bacon cheeseburger in the city!<\/p>\n
If Kitsun\u00e9 asked me to do a compilation, my top 5 songs would be…
\nHmmm…
\n\u2013 Save Up All Your Tears: Cher
\n\u2013 The Promise: Girls Aloud
\n\u2013 Heavy Cross: The Gossip
\n\u2013 Slave to Love: Roisin Murphy
\n\u2013 Liza with a Z: Liza Minnelli<\/p>\n
My favorite books\/authors\/characters are… all real. And still alive. And really trashy. Long live celebrity!<\/p>\n
My favorite artists are all dead.<\/p>\n
My favorite smell is… Annick Goutal – Duel.<\/p>\n
The most horrible Madonna songs is… 4 Minutes.<\/p>\n
I think that Beyonce is… overrated.<\/p>\n
When I was a child, I dreamed of… meeting Jerry Hall.<\/p>\n
My biggest achievement so far is… meeting Jerry Hall.<\/p>\n
The addiction I should quit is… Facebook.<\/p>\n
My house looks like… a showhome.<\/p>\n
My current project is… www.ponystep.com<\/p>\n
I live for… fun!<\/p>\n
I am influenced by… freaks.<\/p>\n
If I could, I would… dress head to toe in MMM every single day.<\/p>\n
I would like the world know that I… have not had sexual relations with \u2018that woman\u2019.<\/p>\n
I spent yesterday night…. in bed with \u2018that woman\u2019.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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